ADPRMarketing

Odgoo liked to write in acronyms, which are short forms of words. It was faster, more economical and she did not have to worry about the structure of her sentences. Her memo would look like this: REHI RUOK? RTFM KISS. BYOB ASAP. TAFN, NRN Odgoo Everyone who worked with her had a file with all the explanations handy. GTRM - Going To Read Mail HAND - Have A Nice Day HHOK - Ha Ha Only Kidding HTH - Hope This Helps IAC - In Any Case IAE - In Any Event IC - I See IDGI - I Don't Get It IMCO - In My Considered Opinion IMHO - In my humble opinion IMNSHO - in My Not So Humble Opinion IMO - In My Opinion IMPE - In My Personal Experience IMVHO - In My Very Humble Opinion IOW - In Other Words IRL - In Real Life ISP - Internet Service Provider IYKWIM - If You Know What I Mean JIC - Just In Case J/K - Just kidding KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid L8TR - Later LOL - Laughing Out Loud LTNS - Long Time No See MorF - Male or Female, or person who asks that question MTCW - My Two Cents Worth NRN - No Reply Necessary ONNA - Oh No, Not Again! OTOH - On The Other Hand OTTOMH - Off the Top of My Head OIC - Oh I See OTF - On The Floor OLL - Online Love PLS - Please PU - That Stinks! REHI - Hello Again (re-Hi!) ROFL - Rolling On Floor Laughing ROTF - Rolling On The Floor ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing RSN - Real Soon Now RTDox - Read The Documentation/Directions RTFM - Read The Frickin' Manual RUOK - Are You OK? SNAFU - Situation Normal; All Fouled Up SO - Significant Other SOL - Smiling Out Loud (or Sh*t Out of Luck) TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch TAFN - That's All For Now TEOTWAWKI - The End Of The World As We Know It
Try to keep up with acronyms, anyway.

Ugma was an inventor. The first important project he developed was a special breed of cell phones that in case of a personal attack would send a picture of the attacker to the police. The only thing a person had to do was to hang it on their neck and scream when being attacked. Since the camera was hanging on the person’s chest, cautious people were also wearing a mirror attached to their hats to see a prospective attacker approaching from the back.

Ugma also developed a Good Virus. He designed it so it would organize the recipient’s desktop, or send really nice messages to everyone in the address book. The virus was encoded into an e-mail message, so the recipients were learning about the events without really noticing it. After a while, they’d noticed the clean, well-organized desktop and a bunch of nice e-mails from people who were not too friendly toward them before. It made people angry. It was an invasion of their privacy. Ugma was forced to begin selling the product so only those who wanted it could use it. He set the price low, so soon everyone possessed it.

Zak Klauk - Lights on