A. Ursyn Orchestra / Metronome Dustin
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Colleagues used to call Dustin a Metronome. There is a story behind this nickname. Due to the budget cuts the administrative personnel of the Philharmonic had been made smaller. Musicians serve in numerous committees. They consider committee meetings a worrying duty; some even call it a waste of their time. Dustin never complains. He dutifully attends all the meetings. He is never late and never leaves a meeting room before the expected time. However, people noticed peculiar way in which Dustin responds to the progression in a meeting Agenda. He knocks his shoes repeatedly against the floor, makes short rhythmical movements of his neck, and at the same time takes notes diligently in a big notebook. Many times, a chair of the meeting reacts to the pace indicated by Dustin’s movements and involuntary makes her speech quicker (and shorter) to great satisfaction of the committee members. One day Celia (Egyptian harp player) watched Dustin carefully then suddenly made a comment on something she noticed, “Metronome is composing a new piece of music!” All eyes turned toward Dustin’s notebook only to find out that it was a staff on which notes of music were written. Compositions created by Dustin were titled according to the meeting Agenda items and his music was inspired with the thoughts of the speakers. Everybody was delighted, except for the chair who was infuriated. After that, Dustin came to a committee meeting carrying a laptop. Again, while taking notes of the meeting, he made recurring movements with his head and producing a rhythm by tapping. The chair guessed at once that Dustin had installed software on his PowerBook allowing for writing scores and composing music. This time, Dustin’s place on the committee was filled in by someone else.